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29 Sept 2010
Amazingly, the Workers' Party of Korea has reelected Kim Jong Il has head of North Korea. Unanimously. What a surprise.
The conference solemnly declared internally and externally that Kim Jong Il was reelected as general secretary of the WPK with unanimous will and wishes ... His reelection to the supreme post of the WPK, organizer and guide of all victories of the Korean people, is the highest glory and happiness of millions ...
I think I know what those ballot papers looked like:
North Korean ballot paper?
18 Aug 2010
Oh no, US spies phonetapped Frederick Forsyth when he was in Guinea-Bissau last year, thought he was sinister and took their dastardly revenge by breaking his wife's laptop! For some reason. Really!
Frederick Forsyth, bestselling author of thrillers like The Day of the Jackal and The Dogs of War, was in the West African state of Guinea-Bissau last year when the president was assassinated.
His presence there, he now believes, led suspicious US intelligence forces to launch a cyber-attack on his wife's computer. ...
Forsyth still writes a column for the Daily Express and says he thought he had better tell them what was going on in Guinea-Bissau. He does not use computers or mobile phones but borrowed a phone and dictated 1,000 words of copy.
"Unfortunately, the American intelligence services listened to it and wasted my wife's computer screen and totalled all her lunch dates," he claims.
Key sentence in the whole article: "Mr Forsyth has no proof for this claim."
01 Aug 2010
Seventy colour photos from the USA between 1939 and 1943. Being so used to black and white it's very strange to see that era in colour.
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