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31 Jan 2010
The General Medical Council announce a verdict on the hopelessly poor research which sparked a decade of fearmongering about the MMR vaccine, research which was conducted "dishonestly and irresponsibly" and with "callous disregard" for the welfare of the children involved. Certain sections of the press - a press which took that initial story and whipped up the fear about a safe vaccine to such a degree that measles has become re-established in the country - still fail to understand. The Express devotes an entire article to quoting only Wakefield and his supporters. The Mirror lets a hack opine that Wakefield, far from engaging in bad research, was "just guilty of caring". But leave it to the Daily Mail, home of some the shrillest anti-MMR coverage over the years, to wheel out both Peter Hitchens and Amanda Platell to tell readers that Wakefield's a fine man being crushed under the heel of the establishment for the crime of being too caring. This made-up controversy has sold far too many newspapers to be allowed to go away.
No word on the subject from Melanie Phillips yet. Maybe she's taking the time to work herself into a properly spittle-flecked rage before gracing us with her insights.
27 Jan 2010
Too long without posting. Sciencey news catchup:
21 Dec 2009
Johnny Ball has a piece in the Express, in which he defends his dismissal of climate change (previous post). He makes three points, all of which are wrong: One by one: The "volcanoes emit more CO2 than industry" claim is a common one, and I was surprised at just how utterly wrong it is.
16 Dec 2009
Being a Briton of the age I am I was partly brought up on Johnny Ball's children's TV science program Think of a Number*, so I learn with deep sadness that Johnny Ball is actually a preposterous loon on the subject of climate change:
he claimed that CO2 levels are too negligible to cause warming, that water is a greater greenhouse glass and that in any case plants absorb excess CO2.
An article published on the New Scientist’s website yesterday provides a wealth of scientific evidence against such claims. Ball also made some less decipherable comments that insects’ and spiders’ natural emissions were more damaging to the climate than fossil fuels.
Noooooo! This is sad in a way I can't properly describe... like finding out that David Attenborough is actually a creationist. Even worse, he started out the gig so well, "singing a song about John Dalton’s atomic theory in the style of George Formby". Now that is the Johnny Ball I remember and want more of!

*Nostalgia!
07 Nov 2009
When people exploit the bereaved by claiming to speak on behalf of a dead loved one by "communicating with the spirit world" it's merely nauseating and distasteful. But now your inner accountant can also be calmly infuriated by the waste of public money after a police force heard from some delusional moron who had been "communicating with the spirit world":
A police force has defended spending £20,000 investigating a man's death after his ghost was said to have told psychics that gangsters had forced him to drink petrol and bleach. ... An inquest this week recorded a verdict of suicide after hearing there was no evidence of foul play. However the coroner, Peter Brunton, queried the murder inquiry held after mediums tipped off police, suggesting that the words "lion, a horse and a man called Tony Fox" were significant. "There was a great deal of communication between the mediums and the police," he said. "A great deal of effort was expended in following these leads up."
I'm with Charlie Brooker on this subject:
When it comes to psychics, my stance is hardcore: they must die alone in windowless cells

02 Nov 2009
I am grateful to David Tredinnick's office for getting back to me.
Further to your email to David Tredinnick MP, following his Adjournment Debate, he has asked me to send you details of the book he used in researching the topic to which you referred.
It is "Astrology and Compassion the Convenient Truth", by Roy Gillett, Kings Hart Books 2007, particularly paragraph 2, page 45.
I hope that is of assistance.
Very much so, thankyou. Now if only I could get my hands on a copy of this undoubtedly important tome of surgery and anatomy...
30 Oct 2009
It's been two weeks since I wrote to David Tredinnick asking him where he learned that surgeons don't operate during certain phases of the moon and I've heard nothing back. Maybe my e-mail didn't arrive properly because of the phase of the moon, so I've e-mailed him again.
30 Oct 2009
The Home Secretary's sacked the head of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, the body established to give the government evidence to guide drug policy, because the Home Secretary decided to ignore the evidence which the council is there to give:
In a letter, the home secretary wrote: "I cannot have public confusion between scientific advice and policy and have therefore lost confidence in your ability to advise me as Chair of the ACMD."
Of course one way of avoiding public confusion between scientific advice and policy would be to base policy on the evidence which the advisors give you. Another way which hadn't previously occurred to me is to ignore the evidence, then sack your advisor when they point out what you've done. One of these ways makes more sense than the other.
19 Oct 2009
To nobody's surprise, some engineers have done some tests and found that the laws of thermodynamics still apply and some miracle "fuel saving" device doesn't work:
A conversion kit claiming to allow vehicles to run more efficiently using water does not work, a BBC investigation has discovered ... Its main component is a stainless steel vessel containing water and electrodes. It generates bubbles of oxygen and hydrogen gas by electrolysis, using an electrical current. The device is fitted under the bonnet of the car and draws its power from the car battery. The mixture of oxygen and hydrogen is piped into the air intake of the engine and is supposed to add to the conventional fuel.
Which sounds clever but is nonsense and doesn't work. Best of all is the reaction of the man selling the thing, who has to be either delusional or a charlatan:
When confronted with the evidence, Steven Cordner of Hydro-Fuel Systems claimed the system worked but admitted he had no proof to show us. He said they had stopped selling the product.
So it really really does work but you haven't got any evidence for this and you'll stop selling it. Riiight.
19 Oct 2009
The Wellcome Collection has a couple of excellent 1890s adverts for implausible magnetic medical devices peddled by Mr Harness' Medical Battery Company. What's better is that PubMed has a copy of a British Medical Journal article from 1893 taking the Medical Battery Company to task in no uncertain terms:
THE MEDICAL BATTERY COMPANY, LIMITED, AND THE BRITISH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION
OUR readers may remember that in the issue of the BRITISH MEDICAL JOURNAL of November 12th last the following paragraph appeared:
"We have good grounds for stating that the Times has recently refused a four-column advertisment from the Harness Electropathic Belt Establishment, of the value of £80, a course worthy of the high and honorable traditions of the that journal"
The object and intention of the paragraph was, we now unreservedly state (as Mr Harness himself has put it in the action he brought against the JOURNAL), that the Medical Battery Company (that is, Mr Harness) "carried on so dishonest and disreputable a trade and business, and were so notorious and of such ill repute as a trading company, that it was discreditable and unworthy on the part of a newspaper proprietor of high position and standing to transact with the plaintiff company the ordinary business of newspaper proprietors with traders in accepting and inserting at all, or even upon more favorable terms, the plaintiffs' trade advertisements" ...
It's a great read, and all in moustache-quivering Victorian language. Long story short; the BMJ called Mr Harness out as a quack, he sued the BMJ, the BMJ stuck to their guns and the quack backed down.
Harness' Magnetic corsets Harness' Electropathic belts
Wellcome Collection's got a plethora of good images, and they all seem to be available as high quality prints at reasonable prices.
18 Oct 2009
David Tredinnick MP (Con, Bosworth) thinks the NHS should spend more on astrology and wants money spent on research into things like feng-shui and "remote energy healing". Among the torrent of brain-failure poured forth onto the floor of Parliament this really raised my eyebrows (the claim that scientists who disagree with him are ignorant and "deeply prejudiced, and racially prejudiced too" raised them a bit as well):
In 2001 I raised in the House the influence of the moon, on the basis of the evidence then that at certain phases of the moon there are more accidents. Surgeons will not operate because blood clotting is not effective and the police have to put more people on the street.
I've e-mailed him to ask where he learnt that blood doesn't clot, and surgeons won't operate, at certain phases of the moon. I'm not being mean; this really has massive implications for public safety, first aid, medical practice and related fields. Or is utter bollocks. One of the two.
18 Oct 2009
Sweden; partly fuelled by the burning corpses of adorable bunnies.
"It is a good system as it solves the problem of dealing with animal waste and it provides heat," said Mr Virta.
Yup.
28 Sept 2009
Someone died today, of a cause which is at yet unknown. For some reason this is considered newsworthy. Of course this has made the Daily Mail go into overdrive and seek out the wisdom of crazy pressure group Jabs, who've never been known to say anything even remotely sensible about any vaccine or infectious disease ever. Remember, Jabs are the pressure group who publish an article on their website stating that:
there is a theory that the emergence of the [HIV] virus in humans was itself caused by trials of the polio vaccine in Africa in the 1950s
Yes, there is such a theory, and it's right up there alongide its intellectual cousins such as "NASA faked the moon landings", "the government is spraying poisons disguised as aircraft vapour trails" and "the CIA hypnotised Elvis to shoot JFK".

The media stupid is making me unhappy. To help matters, I invite you to join me in watching Carl Sagan talk about about Science. There... isn't that better?

(Edited, 29th September, to add: the Daily Mail article has been greatly toned down since.)
27 Sept 2009
I made this:

As before, audio is taken from 'The Mystery of the Giant Brain' broadcast in 1945.
23 Sept 2009
San Diego zoo has a 7 week old panda cub, and you can see it live on pandacam.
Also, a group of snow monkeys hang out at a Japanese hot spring and you can see them on the hot spring monkeycam.
14 Sept 2009
"In praise of the sci-fi corridor" is the work of a true sci-fi corridor enthusiast. It features more science fiction corridors and thoughts about them than I'd ever have expected.
13 Sept 2009
I made this yesterday, mainly out of cardboard, glue and sticky tape:

Audio is a snippet from the wonderfully cheesy 'The Mystery of the Giant Brain' broadcast in 1945. Many other vintage delights can be found at Old Time Radio.
07 Sept 2009
Well that was distressing; I just watched '102 Minutes that Changed America' on Channel 4, bringing back various memories.
Anyway, so far so upsetting. Then the credits rolled and I noticed that among the dozens of people in "Contributors of footage" it said...
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
"Oh my", I thought. "Neil de Grasse Tyson? You mean the Neil de Grasse Tyson; astronomer, astrophysicist, planetarium director, explainer of strange things, all-round renaissance man and possibly the best candidate to inherit the mantle of Carl Sagan?" Why yes, exactly that Neil de Grasse Tyson.
05 Sept 2009
Adventures In Nonsense is excellent throughout, but I think this is outstanding. Well played, sir.
04 Sept 2009
The Onion, as so often, can be extrememly funny:
Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked
But not as funny as newspapers not realising that the Onion's a satire website, and reporting the story as fact:
Two Bangladeshi newspapers have apologised after publishing an article taken from a satirical US website which claimed the Moon landings were faked. ... Neither [the Daily Manab Zamin] nor the New Nation, which later picked up the story, realised the Onion was not a genuine news site. Both have now apologised to their readers for not checking the story. ...
Whoops.
03 Sept 2009
Deary me, long time no posting. Recent things:
Jun 2009 - Aug 2009.
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