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It seems that [supermarkets] want us to walk in with no clear idea of what we want (and a big wad of cash), and simply buy anything that has Jamie Oliver's fish-lipped-gargoyle-like mug plastered across the packaging. The shopping list therefore represents a symbol of our vanishing individuality as we grow daily more uniform, passive and accepting.Odd snapshots of people's lives.
Michael Jackson's latest greatest hits album has sold just 8,000 copies in the US in its first week of release, reaching number 128 in the chart.Impressive. His father, Joe, has been doing promotional work but seeing as how Joe looks like a B-movie monster I don't think that's helping much.
French Intelligence and The U.S. Marshall Service Monday night July 18, 2005 caught eight of Tony Blair's British MI-6 Agents trying to bomb the Chicago Subway system. A shoot out killed 4 British Agents. Four were captured in the act of Terrorism and arrested. The British Agents part of Bush & Blair's Al Quaida network were charged in Federal Court today with explosives. The British MI-6 Terrorist Cell Operated out of Laidlaw Corp in Chicago. ...I'm glad I read The Truth Seeker, because I haven't seen any of this in any press report - presumably because of the Omnipresent Coverup. More under-reported news is available at Toms & Stew's web site, along with seemingly random typesetting. They continue:
Also today British Stooge MI-6 Agent Linda Fanton Pike of Iowa tied to Hillary Rodenhurst Clinton, today made death threats against a Investigative Journalist on behalf of Department of Defense agency operatives under Criminal Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. The Journalist was told to stay away from Tom Heneghan & Stew Webb.Riiight. Now by this stage you might be thinking that the Bush junta can't get any worse, but it gets much more sinister:
Federal Whistleblower Tom Heneghan's tires were stolen off his car today in broad daylight, by Bush Goons.Bush goons stole his car tyres? Is there nothing to which Bush goons will not stoop? Keep up to date with Bush goon news at their Bush goon news page. And be careful not to miss the lucid, clearly laid out, highly informative Bush Crime Family Flow Chart.
Perhaps the current lack of Muslim MPs indicates the answer: electoral reform. ... In the next general election, we should provide electors with a second vote for a community-based constituency of their choice, enabling directly elected MPs to provide an accountable democratic voice for ethnic minorities, and also for universities, sport, business, religions, the voluntary sector, the arts and those other communities to which large groups of electors identify strongly, but which have no voice.It's quite a compelling argument: our voting system is imperfect, which leaves some people with little choice but to engage in acts of random mass slaughter. Almost as compelling as the data about the lack of pirates causing global warming.
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These young men do not feel represented or listened to by the politicians in Westminster. Surely these recent events can only add further weight to your newspaper's campaign for greater electoral reform, and the introduction of a fairer system of representation?
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There is a clear link between the need for a fairer electoral system and the recent bombing in London.
Joe Vialls may well turn out to be the most important writer who has yet written on the Internet. Thanks to his astonishing intelligence connections and the depth of his knowledge about the worldwide Zionist menace, Joe was able to incisively analyze and predict the likely course of world affairs in these troubled times to a startling degree that both terrified corrupt government officials and shocked compromised journalists all over the world. ... I salute you, Joe. Thank you for your guidance. I hope some of us can live up to the standards you set, because most surely can't.Ahh, bless.
Those with fond memories of East Germany are being offered a new product designed to give them a whiff of the defunct communist state. They can buy online canned exhaust fumes from the cult Trabant car.Go, capitalism!
You will soon be walking around in a permanent state of increased bilateral Theta or Delta brain waves alike a Zen or Yoga Master...For a mere $524 (plus shipping and handling) you can buy the entire set of luridly illustrated course materials and rewire your brain. Don't take their word for it - read the indisputably honest and reliable student testimonials.
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It is only when one has completed the training that one learns to fine tune its level of awareness towards the fine line between conscious awareness and deep merging with the highly vibratory ecstatic brilliance of the higher mind.Riiiight.
Coming shortly before the recent bombings in London, we cannot help but feel more than a little suspicious that the one man, who could have shed further light on the mystery surrounding these events, should be so suddenly incapacitated.Surely his incapacity is the result of zionist alpha rays poisoning his adrenal glands!
Was his incapacity the result of an attempt to shut him up? We cannot say for certain but we have our suspicions.
Meanwhile, Iraqis have one thing of which they can be proud and of which British and US citizens should be envious: an opposition.I can only suppose Tariq must be cock-a-hoop with joy now we've had over 50 people blasted to death. This means Britain's got a proper opposition at last.
Dear Mr Horrocks,Really, I am keen to know.
Are there any immediate plans to repeat the 'Power Of Nightmares' series about how the terrorist threat we are told we face is in reality greatly exaggerated and largely mythical? And when will the feature film version, which so recently screened at Cannes, be broadcast? I am keen to know.
Vietnam was started by President John F. Kennedy. Kennedy was a proud member of the Merovingian bloodline, being descended from the Stewarts of Great Britain. Kennedy was a willing member of THE ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY as are all members of the Merovingian bloodline ...Ah yes. Suddenly it all makes sense.
At about the same time [as John McCain was being brainwahed into paving the way for a Second Great Depression], a young man named Bill Clinton was roaming Europe as a Rhode Scholar. While on his way to what he thought was a sexual liason in Amsterdam he was seized by Chinese agents operating in the Netherlands with the assistance of the KGB. ...
The Queen of England has reportedly been buying up property in Colorado under a proxy. ... Another Mural depicts a green giant "Darth Vader" like figure wearing a gas mask destroying a city ... The LUFTWAFFE has long had an EXTENSIVE base in New Mexico complete with towns where all signs are in GERMAN ...Hmmm.
The great leader Kim Jong Il is a genius of arts and it was a great honor and pride for the company to be highly appreciated by him, said Elena Scherbakova, director of the State Academic Moiseyev Dance Company of Russia...Creep. I bet she's just rushed out to get the 59th volume of Kim Il Sung's Complete Works, too.
The near simultaneous explosions that rocked London today look more like the handiwork of the Zionist, British intelligence services ... Even the IRA never managed to execute such a complex terrorist attack on British soil.And this piece is popping up like an unwelcome fungus:
The similarities with the Madrid bombing of 3/11/04, which we have persistently highlighted as an inside intelligence operation, are stark ...Oh just fuck off back into your padded cells, you little retards.
Compulsory voting should be introduced to "breathe new life" into the political process in Britain, the leader of the House of Commons said today. ... Penalties for not voting would be enforced in the same way as seat belt legislation, where only a few cases a year would need to be brought to ensure everyone participated. Alternatively, those who voted could receive a discount on their council tax bills, he said.It's an obvious connection when you think about it. Exercise your vote... receive a discount on the money you pay the council to empty the bins and fund the police. But of course if the council gives loads of people refunds the council will run out of money. This means they will have to either set council tax artificially high so they can refund voters, or claw the money out of people somehow when the coffers run empty after giving voters their delicious refunds.
Mr Hoon said British people could expect a "modest fine" for failing to vote...Mr Hinkley says that Mr Hoon should expect a "modest punch on the nose" for proposing such a scheme.
Mr Hoon also wants to move towards electronic voting, including by text messaging.Arghhhh. And this guy spent five and a half years as Secretary of State for Defence? I dread to think what state the forces are in after suffering his enlightened administration.
The British government is considering issuing each citizen a "personal carbon allowance," or a form of energy rationing, within a decade.Of course, they call it an "allowance" instead of a "ration". Give praise: the government would allow you to fill your fuel tank or heat your home. How generous of them.
The energy card would have points deducted every time non-renewable energy was purchased, whether at the gasoline station or buying airline tickets. High energy users would have to purchase points from low users, or from a central "carbon bank."
Mr Blair announces new cabinet
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A government spokesman said plans were at the earliest stage of consideration. Environment minister Elliot Morley told the Daily Telegraph the government could "think the unthinkable".I still don't like that. Stupid ideas at the "earliest stages of consideration" or which are "only one option being put out to consultation" have a horrible tendency to be taken seriously.
Based on his experience of celebrity and successful business over the years.Clients include Roger Moore. I wonder whether the fawning and slightly creepy "ask Sir Roger" section is Uri's invention.
Uri Geller designed Michael Jackson's inside cover of his new CD, Belinda Carlisle's smash hit album and T-shirts...
Proposals to introduce a licensing scheme for the sale of non-domestic knives and banning the sale of swords were announced today. In a related move, an order was laid before the Scottish Parliament adding knives and batons to the list of banned offensive weapons. [...]And to think people get paid to come up with this sort of thing.
Under the proposed scheme, licensed sellers would need to record the purchaser's name, address and age. [...]
This will make it an offence to manufacture, import, sell or hire stealth knives and batons. [...]
But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. ... I'm sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory.And the pirate evidence is quite compelling. These disclaimer stickers are good as well, though they cannot compete with His Noodly Appendage.
Another Scottish firebrand, James Maxton, once lost his parliamentary privileges for calling Winston Churchill "a murderer".Indeed he did, while displaying an innovative sense of proportion:
[Maxton's] forthright views often caused controversy, indeed his parliamentary priviledges were withdrawn on one occasion when he called Winston Churchill "a murderer". This, following the government decision to withdraw school milk.Riiiight. Brave man speaking truth to power, that Maxton chap. I can see why Ms Kennedy admires him so. After complaining that journalists seem more interested in 'Celebrity Love Island' than telling us again that Bush stole the election again she suddenly goes easy on them:
Not that I blame journalists for being cautious - 28 were killed this year already, 53 in 2004. During our occupation of Iraq, where journalists may or may not be specifically targeted by US troops, 63 journalists have been killed so far.I am quite impressed by the use of "journalists may or may not be specifically targeted by US troops" to mean "I have no evidence for this, and challenges to produce such evidence have been side-stepped, but I'll say it anyway". Let's see how easy it is to use this technique... A L Kennedy, who may or may not have written this article while snorting cocaine off her keyboard, may or may not entertain herself by boiling kittens to death. Wow, it's not just easy but fun, too!
"The reduction of this rebate and then its progressive disappearance is a necessity. The British have a point of view, but it is one thing to express a point of view. Everyone has that right. It is a completely different thing to justify it. The British position on the rebate defies EU logic and undermines EU solidarity."EU logic - that's always the best sort of logic.
Mr Hinkley, thanks for yr email. I think I am correct in saying that I had already seen yr comments on yr very fine website?Flattery will get you everywhere with me. I'm a sucker for it.
I will accept whatever point you make about the 40 per cent and take an important lesson from it: I used the statistics about the report as reported by either reuters or the associated press and used the hour or so that I had to write my story to speak with some sociologists, religious studies professors, etc to try and get some perspective. Apologies if the figure is wrong. As a general rule I go to the raw material myself (9/11 report, etc) and plough through it.Fair enough - I may well have accepted such a basic statement about the survey's findings as well. I only looked up the results first hand because I wondered if there was maybe some subtlety in the respondents' answers, like perhaps being graded from "agree strongly" via "agree slightly" to "disagree strongly" instead of a simple "yes/no". Today's lesson is the prime importance of source material.
As regards the headline, you are utterly correct. There is no mention of "rising zealotry" in my piece because from what I could see it is not true. What does this tell you? In this case it tells you that people who write stories that appear in the newspaper are not the same people who write the headlines. We reporters often complain about misleading headlines put on stories but in this case it was utterly wrong.I sense that Andrew is not best pleased by the headline-writer's efforts in this case. I know headlines are typically written by someone who hasn't written the article, but you'd think they'd bother to at least read the thing. With luck, the young scamp responsible's been given a good slap and demoted to making the coffee.
As I said, apologies for anything that was my fault. Keep up the good work with yr website.I shall try.
For just $150 (plus shipping and taxes) you can stick one in the eye of big business and governments by ordering the full set of CDs of the inventions they want to suppress:
Many of these are inventions that have been suppressed by Big Business and Governments. They want to keep these Technologies secret because if they were made widely available it could threaten their power and control over the rest of us. It is a war that we are fighting, an Information war against those who would suppress the truth of these amazing devices from the public. Now you can have access to this amazing information and learn the truth for yourself!It doesn't explain why, if they wanted to suppress the technologies, they let people patent them in the first place. It's probably all a part of the Illuminati plan somehow.
"All we're suggesting is that if you go in to buy a knife, that we ask for an address and identification, and I would suggest further that we would then post the knife to you. That seems to me reasonable."You couldn't make this stuff up. Quite apart from the intrusive bureaucratic mayhem produced, what possible purpose would a Knife Register serve? Imagine someone's stabbed and the police deduce the wound was caused by, say, an 8" carving knife. They consult the National Knife Register and discover that almost the entire population owns or has access to an 8" carving knife. Wow, that Knife Register really narrows the list of suspects.
Alabama's most senior judge was dismissed for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his court...The removal of the judge and a religious text from the court somehow demonstrates "religious zeal in the US"? Surely it is a demonstration of personal faith meeting with official hostility. My confidence in the writers's grasp on the material being reported is dealt a blow later in the report:
Despite the separation of church and state being enshrined in the US constitution, more than 40 per cent of US citizens said religious leaders should use their influence to try to sway policy-makers. ...No they didn't, Mr Buncombe. When asked the question "Do you think religious leaders should or should not try to influence government decisions?" 37% (which last time I checked is less than 40%) of Americans replied "should", 61% "should not" and 2% didn't know.
But unlike in the US, Mexicans were strongly opposed to the clergy being involved in politicsQuite rightly, 77% of Mexicans objecting to religious leaders trying to influence the government is described as Mexicans being "strongly opposed" to the concept. Then Americans (61% of whom are opposed) should be described as "mostly opposed".
At last an end to social awkwardness, with the guide to How To Perform Strong Man Stunts:
Strength is the biggest hallmark of manhood. It demonstrates true he-man masculinity.Ah yes, I've often said the same thing. The following are a series of the most popular strong man stunts. Most of them can be performed at the parlor party, using your friends as weights.How convenient! |
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Voters in the Netherlands have overwhelmingly rejected the proposed European Union constitution. Exit polls suggest 63% voted "No" in the referendum. ... Turnout is reported to have been as high as 62%, more than the double the level politicians said was needed for the vote to be accepted as the public's verdict on the treaty. ...Oh, you beauties. Of course, by breakfast time tomorrow we'll be told how the Dutch were really expressing discontent with purely domestic issues and their decision wasn't really about European integration at all.
A blood-purifying finger ring is attracting great interests of visitors at the ongoing 8th Pyongyang International Commodity Fair. The patented ring has been put on show by the Samhung Koast Joint Venture Company of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea... It is made with the application of the bio-physical action of sun-rays or light of incandescent electric lamp passing through a specially processed natural jewel...It's quack-tastic. Sounds to me like they've blatantly stolen this guy's research.
The most disturbing story to emerge from the survey concerned a woman who used her brother's electric toothbrush to clean her exposed belly button, causing him to develop a fungal infection in his mouth.Nobody ever said unlocking nature's mysteries was painless.
If Copernicanism can be proven wrong, that the universe is geocentric or geostatic and not heliocentric then Darwinism will fall, then Marxism will fall and then Freudism will fall. All Satans lies will fall like dominoes one afer the other.Or, as poster 'nohope187' sums it up:
Okay, everyone, gather around for the simple answer. When you see the sun RISE or SET, that's exactly what it's doing or do ya'll not believe what you see with your own eyes?Oh deary me. The renaissance just passed some people right by.
Now with that kind of reasoning, you must come to the conclusion that saying,"the earth revolves around the sun" is like saying,"2+2=5". end of case.
Phil Lenton says Britain is "no model" for Iraq. Well, we don't have mass graves or genocide. Videos of our tortured children aren't left at our front door. And we can laugh at our leaders without fear and are free to write idiotic letters to the Guardian.Hear hear.
It would, of course, be easier to know what happened to Flight 93 if there weren't - according to educated estimates - three minutes of the cockpit recording missing. ...Alas she does not tell us whose "educated estimates" show three minutes of missing voice recording from Flight 93. But let us assume for a moment she did her research on the web. At time of writing the top result for a google on "flight 93" "3 minutes" recording is this educated page ("United Airlines reported that Flight 93 Landed In Cleveland!") from 9/11 Review, which also features much (ahem) educated (ahem) commentary about how the Twin Towers were really demolished by hidden explosives rather than any crashing airliners, how no Boeing hit the Pentagon and the shocking revelation that the airliners were fitted with remote control aerials and video of the attacks is faked.
Spartacist League Dayschool to be held on May 21, 2005 at 12 noon at the Royal National Hotel ... For new October Revolutions! The ICL's fight against capitalist counterrevolution ...It should be a hoot, to judge by their articles which seem to have fallen through a time vortex from 1918, with titles like "Down With U.S./Japan Counterrevolutionary Alliance!", "Communist Policy in Bourgeois Elections", "Defeat Imperialist Drive for Counterrevolution!" and "For a Leninist Party in Greece! For a Socialist Federation of the Balkans!".
"We will reverse the governments obsession with junk food and margerine and revert back to butter"Ah yes, which of us can say the government's obsession with margarine hasn't annoyed us?
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."And
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
Yuppie: I don't think he's working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.
